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Moncealyo
05-05-2007, 06:44 PM
Since there are going to be many parts left in the battlefield and you are going to get hungry (war will do that to you) how would you prepare your meal? Personally I'd go around finding strogg eyeballs and cooking it with a little lemon pepper.

DarkangelUK
05-05-2007, 06:50 PM
/me reads thread and walks away shaking his head

KlosterKatten
05-05-2007, 06:52 PM
Erhm, wouldn't eating strogg be cannibalism considering they're made partly from humans?

JiggaJigga
05-05-2007, 06:54 PM
well i would go around Jeffery Dahmer style, Eating strogg fingers dipped in Coagulated blood. I might add a little spice by taking a toe nail or 2 off, grinding it on the side of my gun and eat it all together.

Thats my apetizer

Now for the real lunch, i would take 2 strogg Arms, take 2 or 3 bones and mix it with tendons and muscles. Mix it all together, into the meat and bone grinder. Then i put it in a cup built into my helmet and go off and fight while i eat.

A soldiers healthy appetite.

Moncealyo
05-05-2007, 06:54 PM
Erhm, wouldn't eating strogg be cannibalism considering strog is made partly from humans?

Yes its ok your free man eat up.

grizzlybear
05-05-2007, 07:58 PM
but will there be the flamethrower to crisp up them tender loins ? :o

Phobos
05-06-2007, 04:56 AM
"how does phobos eat a strogg"

first i rip the head and legs off, then i like to lick the stroyant out, and put the legs and head back and eat it

Moncealyo
05-06-2007, 05:23 AM
(disturbed look) hmmmmmm maybe I should not have started this. Oh well eat up fellas.

chillar15
05-06-2007, 07:38 AM
lol, do u guys put in "Quake Wars" into a random sentence generator in choosing you post topics?

Konig
05-06-2007, 08:59 AM
lol, do u guys put in "Quake Wars" into a random sentence generator in choosing you post topics?

Non-sense threads generator! Like Horadic Cube in Diablo2

jammie_d
05-06-2007, 10:55 AM
Would we get a chance? I thought that orbb (From quake 3) got it all before us.
but what would I rather have smack me in the mouth after an explosion: a strogg arm or human arm? I would have to go with Strogg.

Salteh
05-06-2007, 11:28 AM
This thread isn't going anywhere it seems.
Besides, there already is the 'what will you eat while playing QW' thread.